Sock

Little dog is lying here with the sock that I just took off- the sock that I put on a day and a half ago before I left for work to take call. Yukko. About a minute after this photo was taken, he ran away with the sock and took it to a secret place in the house.... must be where he leaves all his other treasures. I'm going on a treasure hunt.

Not In OKC

I haven't had much to say, since I haven't been in OKC much. I really don't have too much to say about life here. Today, it's windy, and I picked up the doggie poop in the backyard.

In the past several weeks I've been to New Orleans for a meeting, and ate many puffed pieces of fried bread dumped in a coat of powdered sugar (this is EX-treme eating for someone dressed in black).

A few days later, I left for Orlando for another meeting. The goal of the week was to get to Hogwarts... success. I think I can do magic now.... bought all the stuff.

So, now back in OKC... off to Target.

Gaga and Other Important News

I feel like I'm living in a time warp. Got a text the other day from bff, D- "Don't be a drag just be a queen. Luv Gaga's new song."

New Gaga song? I immediately google this. Agree- luv this new song. Also, notice that Gaga has had about 17 new looks since I've been sucked into the time warp. Man Alive! It's not like this is Mars- people here speak English.... very nice people here, who listen to country and the Bible on the radio. Don't get me wrong- the Bible is a great book.... I love it! But it's not music, it's not let's-get-this-party-started jimmy jamming.

So, please send information and updates about the world... important things like date of the Gaga video debut or album release.

thehateweshare.com

Going through some clutter in my home office.. came across this list in between pages of notes I took at a conference about 2 years ago. I think it was about a website idea.. ?? I'm not sure because I'm really much of a doodler of random thinker, I normally pay attention in lectures... and why did I think I had time to create a website??

so I was either really bored, or really frustrated/__ fill in the blank... let me take you through the list.

• sleeping in pee (when would this ever be an issue?)
• stepping in dog poo, especially other dogs' poo (I must have stepped in poo sometime that week, such a drag to wash off- and for some reason, poo from someone you don't know and love- dog or otherwise- makes the ick factor infinitely worse)
• drama queen with no entertainment value (don't know what happened here b/c I consider the usual DQ variety HEE-Larious)
• saddlebags (mine, other people's don't bother me- makes it hard to wear pants, skirts, and all other clothes... and also be naked, if necessary)
• Pinkberry (secretly love it, but mad that I didn't think of it first)
• Taryn Rose (faker who fake makes ugly shoes- also wish I thought of it first)
• toilet water on butt (this is a given- toilet must have flushed on my butt that day)
• inferiority complex and audience who plays into it (???)

These are more like "dislikes". There isn't really anything to hate, except really bad things like hate crimes- I do hate those, but doesn't everybody?

I wonder what other people dislike... maybe that's why I thought of the site. But what a tragic thing to come together for... hate. That was a terrible idea!

Here we go again....

So, the driveway is all white again, after nice Neighbor worked so hard to shovel it clean. I wonder when it'll melt?

But look at that kitty litter- it really works! It's the only area on the driveway without snow. Neighbor was going to sweep it away- thank goodness it's still there.

No mailman today. I don't blame him..... Little dog won't go outside onto the snow. Big dog tried today, but slipped, fell.... so just ran back inside without peeing. Why would the mailman risk that kind of adventure?

Driveway!

Look at the driveway! My Neighbor did this... not me (see below).... not that I'll be driving on it anytime soon.... not after I saw those cars collided in front of me. Let's not tell my parents about the colliding cars, though..... If you know my parents, you will not tell them, for my sake. They are only staying calm at the moment because they know I am at home, going nowhere. They think I will be hiring someone to drive me to work on Monday.... maybe, maybe not... but if they think maybe not, one of them may throw a clot and have a stroke (no joke). Everything is fine here.

P.S. as I got off the phone with them, mom says "it was hot today, we had to turn on air conditioner- oh sorry, Noona!"

Snow Day #4: Update

Dogs start barking wildly, yes my lazy dogs.... What, guys? Someone is in the driveway....My super nice Neighbor is shoveling my driveway for me! I can't even believe it.... I run outside with a thermus of green tea and handful of Kind bars- I don't know what else to do, so nice! He says something like, "I thought you might try to just drive over all this snow (yes, that was exactly my plan...) but that'll just create a pack of ice underneath (oh whoops).... So, I'm gonna need to get this off for you (oh, my hero)."

I think, maybe I can go into the office for the afternoon? Then, like an SNL skit, dead ahead of us about 1/8 mile of my house, Neighbor says, "oh look- another accident." Another?? "Yeah, there have been a quite a few on this road." This- the road that I need to take to get to the Expressway to get to the office. I'm back inside the house.