Food Revolution

I've been watching Jamie Oliver in Los Angeles. He should come to Oklahoma. There are so much more work to be done here (sorry, OK, but it's true). Jamie, OK needs you!

Burger, fries and a chocolate malt

This place has a $7 burger called the "NoName" burger, made from cows that live at the NoName Ranch in Oklahoma. Those cows drink spring water, eat natural grains and grass, and don't get antibiotics, hormones or pesticides. And I think they get to roam around the grounds like my dogs do.

I ate that cow so fast, with so much less guilt... and with fries and chocolate shake.

Stinky

Little dog has a new hobby of rolling around aggressively on smelly parts on the gound. Today the dog walker "caught him rolling on a dead baby snake in the the backyard." OMG. Dead baby snake germs all over the house.... aaaaallllll over the house. That dog gets EVERYwhere.

Sock

Little dog is lying here with the sock that I just took off- the sock that I put on a day and a half ago before I left for work to take call. Yukko. About a minute after this photo was taken, he ran away with the sock and took it to a secret place in the house.... must be where he leaves all his other treasures. I'm going on a treasure hunt.

Not In OKC

I haven't had much to say, since I haven't been in OKC much. I really don't have too much to say about life here. Today, it's windy, and I picked up the doggie poop in the backyard.

In the past several weeks I've been to New Orleans for a meeting, and ate many puffed pieces of fried bread dumped in a coat of powdered sugar (this is EX-treme eating for someone dressed in black).

A few days later, I left for Orlando for another meeting. The goal of the week was to get to Hogwarts... success. I think I can do magic now.... bought all the stuff.

So, now back in OKC... off to Target.

Gaga and Other Important News

I feel like I'm living in a time warp. Got a text the other day from bff, D- "Don't be a drag just be a queen. Luv Gaga's new song."

New Gaga song? I immediately google this. Agree- luv this new song. Also, notice that Gaga has had about 17 new looks since I've been sucked into the time warp. Man Alive! It's not like this is Mars- people here speak English.... very nice people here, who listen to country and the Bible on the radio. Don't get me wrong- the Bible is a great book.... I love it! But it's not music, it's not let's-get-this-party-started jimmy jamming.

So, please send information and updates about the world... important things like date of the Gaga video debut or album release.

thehateweshare.com

Going through some clutter in my home office.. came across this list in between pages of notes I took at a conference about 2 years ago. I think it was about a website idea.. ?? I'm not sure because I'm really much of a doodler of random thinker, I normally pay attention in lectures... and why did I think I had time to create a website??

so I was either really bored, or really frustrated/__ fill in the blank... let me take you through the list.

• sleeping in pee (when would this ever be an issue?)
• stepping in dog poo, especially other dogs' poo (I must have stepped in poo sometime that week, such a drag to wash off- and for some reason, poo from someone you don't know and love- dog or otherwise- makes the ick factor infinitely worse)
• drama queen with no entertainment value (don't know what happened here b/c I consider the usual DQ variety HEE-Larious)
• saddlebags (mine, other people's don't bother me- makes it hard to wear pants, skirts, and all other clothes... and also be naked, if necessary)
• Pinkberry (secretly love it, but mad that I didn't think of it first)
• Taryn Rose (faker who fake makes ugly shoes- also wish I thought of it first)
• toilet water on butt (this is a given- toilet must have flushed on my butt that day)
• inferiority complex and audience who plays into it (???)

These are more like "dislikes". There isn't really anything to hate, except really bad things like hate crimes- I do hate those, but doesn't everybody?

I wonder what other people dislike... maybe that's why I thought of the site. But what a tragic thing to come together for... hate. That was a terrible idea!